Ug on Poet Fashion & Sadness

Author's Preface:

Some of my Ug pieces are rather small. I'll try and group them together.

Here we have two of my favorite ones. Both are slants against the "emo culture". One is that young males will wear makeup (a slap in the face of society, or just want to look pretty?) and ill fitting clothing to make a statement about themselves. The other is that bad emo poets will try to force too many words together in order to sound smarter.

Which is like talking louder will make that order take at the Chinese restaurant understand that you "need to know where the bathroom is" better.

To see other pieces, please check the index. Otherwise, please enjoy "Ug on Poet Fashion" and "Ug on the Overwhelming . . ."

"Ug on Poet Fashion"

Ug wear Ug-Mother black war paint
and finger polish
Ug try on Ug-Sister loin cloth
Did not fit.

"Ug on the Overwhelming Ramifications of Sorrow and Depression upon the Departure of his Girlfriend"

Ug heart sad.
Like stone of cold.
But not like wrestler Stone Cold.
Like sad.